Subcool Seeds
🌱 Subcool Seeds Now Available
Get them while they last — exclusive drops from the vault.
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Banned from Instagram? Shadowbanned on Facebook? Your content doesn't belong to them.
For the first time ever — a home for all things cannabis. Safe. Uncensored. Ours.
Need help with your grow? Girls acting weird? Sick of broscience?
Ask real AI — built for the culture.
In memory of Subcool — Overgrow the Planet. Break the internet. (Again.)
🧬 Phase 1
Legacy Reborn
The Subcool genetics return. Rare strains preserved. Vault secured.
- Rare unreleased strains protected
- Testers being recruited quietly
“We’re not just building tech. We’re reviving a movement.”
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🤖 Phase 2
AskPuff Emerges
The Grok of Weed lands on X. Loudly dumb. Quietly smart.
- Real cannabis answers on X
- Roasts Jeeves, builds trust
“The dumbest AI online… or the smartest? You decide.”
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💻 Phase 3
The Retro Internet Awakens
The stoner internet your parents warned you about begins to appear.
- Profiles, chatrooms, memes, tools
- All disguised as dumb 90s websites
“This isn’t a website — it’s a time machine for stoners.”
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🎓 Phase 4
School's in Session (Sort of)
The dankest (and dumbest) online school hits the scene.
- Weed 101, dealer math, street smarts
- All disguised as a crusty old encyclopedia
“The first school where the principal’s probably high and the mascot’s holding a blunt.”
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🗺️ Phase 5
IRL Gets Weird
Retro maps. Real-world cannabis community unlocked.
- Find events, people, products — the old-school way
- XP for showing up, not just logging in
“Old school look. Real world network.”
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